Mai Presidential Speech

Mai speech:

Microphone testing, one, two, three.

In the place to be.

Whats up everybody, my name is Miiiiiiike Mai!

And I am running for president of class 2004.

First and for most, I like to thank all my American friends who had helped me out the last 3 years, helping me to learn English and helping me to become an American.

Anyway, let me introduce myself to those who don’t know me.

My real name is Tai Mai Shu, and I’m from another planet, I mean country.

I’m from China, a communist country.

But don’t worry, I’m not a communist. I never was one and never will be.

Whoever started that rumor saying I am a communist,

I am gonna do some kung-fu on him.

Three years ago, I didn’t speak a word in English.

Three years later, right now, not only I can speak English, I also learned how to speak Spanish! Yo hablo espanol y me gusta las muchachas guapas de americano!

This is the first time I run for president, but it doesn’t mean I don’t have experience of being a leader.

I remember back in the days in china, when I was living in the hood, my dad was the head of the mafia for more than ten years.

He was an excellent dictator, I mean leader.

I learned a lot from him.

I learned the importance of being a great leader.

If you elect me

I will promise you great food

Just because I am Chinese and I am a good cook

Vote for me now

It’s the right thing to do!

And peace out!

......Although I didn't win the election, but I sure won lots of laughs and applauses, and it was a great experience......